"TheElephant" (426cubicinches)
01/19/2015 at 14:48 • Filed to: None
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"TheElephant" (426cubicinches)
01/19/2015 at 14:48 • Filed to: None | 6
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So a penguin is driving through the desert when his car starts acting up.
He pulls off the highway and drops the car at a local mechanic. The mechanic tells the penguin it should be a couple hours but he would be back on the road tonight.
The penguin, relieved, walks down the street to a diner.
A few hours later, the penguin waddles back to the mechanic. His car is sitting outside. The mechanic, seeing the penguin, comes out from the shop and announces: "All better. Looks like you just blew a seal!"
The penguin reaches up and wipes his face then sputters: "Oh, this? No. No. Just some ice cream."
*groans*
MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
> TheElephant
01/19/2015 at 14:52 |
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(Ok it wasn't that good, just wanted to use this on oppo today lol)
desertdog5051
> TheElephant
01/19/2015 at 15:00 |
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Why do the British drink warm beer?
Because Lucas Electronics makes their refrigerators.
CalzoneGolem
> TheElephant
01/19/2015 at 15:11 |
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=6l1GvDWtccI
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TheElephant
> CalzoneGolem
01/19/2015 at 15:19 |
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What is this? I don't even...
DrScientist
> TheElephant
01/19/2015 at 17:01 |
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my girlfriend tells this joke... but she has a terrific penguin imitation that contributes to the humor.